All Babes Want to Kill Me Movie Review

This is one of the funniest movies Ive ever seen. The story revolves around three white brothers who are awaiting certain doom from there father, a martial arts master, who either doesn't know they are illegitimate children or doesn't want to know because he is blind.

When there white mother dies who apparently "slept with all manner of salesmen" the youngest brother Vachel reveals to his father the truth who proceeds to not take it well and makes Vachels training hysterically harsh, so Vachel gets stressed out and starts eating paintchips off the shed he is scraping and thats how he gets the disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him.

He is sent to the desert less for his protection then to ease the family embarrassment. Years later with the old man on deaths door, his greedy older brother decides he wants all of the inheritance and so he heads out to the desert with a scheme to get Vachel killed, so he convinces Vachel that his fathers dieing wish is to see Vachel overcome his lonliness.

So, Vachel goes on a quest to find true love knowing it will only kill him. I thought it was a beautiful, silly story about wht its like to put yourself out in the world to risk getting shot to peices in serch for love. I recommend it if you also like Shaolin Soccer or Kung Pow.

Review by Jedi