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Real Steel Movie Review

Real Steel Movie Review

I liked the idea of a Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie- maybe one day we will get that movie because unfortunately though REAL STEEL features fighting robots, it’s much more a father/son movie than it is actually about fighti...
 
The Woman Movie Review

The Woman Movie Review

Few movies can inject a sense of dread within the first few minutes in such a way that I almost just want to shut it off. To be honest though when I sat down to watch this I was not prepared for what I was about to watch and th...
 
Ghost Rider 2 Spirit of Vengeance Review

Ghost Rider 2 Spirit of Vengeance Review

There is a feast of films in the upcoming months to satisfy even the most diehard of comic book fans, the avengers, the re-boot of Spiderman and the concluding part of the new Batman trilogy are all released this year. This pas...
Stephen Broekhuizen

 
Act of Valor Movie Review

Act of Valor Movie Review

There isn’t a single doubt in my mind that it takes a lot of courage and skill to do what the Navy SEALs as depicted in ACT OF VALOR do. I have respect for these individuals for what they do and I have no large complaints...
 
The Vow Movie Review

The Vow Movie Review

It’s that time of year- stores are littered with guys picking up last minute cards and chocolates for their significant other, restaurants are overly packed with couples celebrating their love and at least one movie is pu...
 
The Woman In Black Movie Review

The Woman In Black Movie Review

The Woman in Black is one scary lady! She’s tall, old, full of hate, dressed in dark robes and set on revenge. She hides in the shadows, revealing herself only so slightly which is just enough to scare the poop from your ...
Ray Sweat

 
Chronicle Movie Review

Chronicle Movie Review

Obnoxious teens, doing obnoxious things after they acquire super powers by mysterious means. No, that’s not just some catchy opening I came up with for this review it’s also what the trailer for CHRONICLE would have...
 
Chronicle Movie Review

Chronicle Movie Review

Going in to CHRONICLE I had decent expectations. I was hoping for an enjoyable movie but not really much else. It’s the best way to apprach these movies that you have no idea of how they’re going to be. When the fil...
Ray Sweat

 

The Thing Movie Review

The Thing Movie Review

John Carpenter’s master class in tension and practical effects was a film about an alien absorbing and replicating the cells of its prey and going into hiding. The updated version- or should I say prequel features the ini...
 
The Ides of March Movie Review

The Ides of March Movie Review

So many movies lately have tried to tackle the most boring aspect of a topic in the forefront of our lives and try to turn it into something thrilling. Of the topics the one I’m mostly uninterested in is politics- mostly ...
 
One for the Money Movie Review

One for the Money Movie Review

Zero- that’s how many previews and trailers I saw for the newest Katherine Heigl joint, ONE FOR THE MONEY. That number came about organically and I wasn’t actively avoiding them. I did hear a preview coming on once ...
 
50/50 Movie Review

50/50 Movie Review

Most movies featuring someone with a potentially fatal affliction come off as emotionally manipulative and basically try to forcefully ring the tears out of your body. In the case of 50/50 I cannot come right out and say that t...
 
The Grey Movie Review

The Grey Movie Review

I think it’s about time we just start cloning Liam Neeson and giving one to every man woman and child immediately. Neeson has saved someone or viciously beaten bad guys in nearly every scenario imaginable and everyone sho...
 
What’s Your Number Movie Review

What’s Your Number Movie Review

With the number of movies being written, made and released on a year to year basis isn’t it just expected that more than just a handful will skate on familiar territory? Romantic comedies suffer far too often from being w...