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I, Frankenstein Review

I, Frankenstein Review

Last year “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” surprised everyone by being a dumbed down action/horror film that did really well in January.  With a similar premise and release window, I’m sure “I, Frankenstein” was ...
 
Bad Milo Movie Review

Bad Milo Movie Review

What is BAD MILO exactly? Well, in short, Milo is the cutest little butt demon you ever did see and well…he’s bad- or at least he does bad things when summoned. The premise of this little horror comedy sounds pretty...
 
You’re Next Movie Review

You’re Next Movie Review

Hype can be an extremely dangerous thing- especially in the case of movies making their debuts at film festivals. More often than not so much time passes from the premiere of the movie at a festival to its actual release either...
 
Elysium Movie Review

Elysium Movie Review

I still remember how I felt after leaving DISTRICT 9 for the first time- surprised, shocked and utterly thrilled. I couldn’t count down the days fast enough leading up to the release of Neil Blomkamp’s ELYSIUM and w...
 
Fruitvale Station Movie Review

Fruitvale Station Movie Review

Terrible things happen to good people all that time, nothing new there. The more accurate thing to say though and perhaps the more down to earth way of saying it is terrible things happen to people in general. The distinction o...
 
The Conjuring Movie Review

The Conjuring Movie Review

If anyone is proving themselves as one of the go to directors when it comes to things that go bump in the night is James Wan. As a huge fan of his last flick INSIDIOUS I was more than a little tickled to see him returning this ...
 
Pacific Rim Movie Review

Pacific Rim Movie Review

Over the last few summers we have been treated to a lot of geeky delights up to and including massive fighting robots, monsters and aliens- but what if you could have that all in one movie? That’s what Guillermo del Toro ...
 
Grown Ups 2 Movie Review

Grown Ups 2 Movie Review

When the credits rolled on Adam Sandler’s latest film one of the only reactions I had which is also one of the central jokes was, “Whaaaaaaaat?!” It takes a special kind of bad to have quite a few laughable jo...
 

The Heat Movie Review

The Heat Movie Review

I was sitting in the theater one day sitting through 20 minutes of trailers as well all do these days and low and behold a trailer comes up starring Sandra Bullock as an FBI agent people don’t really respect only this tim...
 
World War Z Movie Review

World War Z Movie Review

The months leading up to the long delayed Marc Forster film adaptation of WORLD WAR Z people were still up in arms about the enormous reshoots and rewrites- not to mention no end to people crying about all the CGI zombies. It g...
 
Is The Man of Steel Worth Seeing? Maybe, Maybe Not!

Is The Man of Steel Worth Seeing? Maybe, Maybe Not!

I just got back from seeing Man of Steel this afternoon and I think I have the answer to whether its worth seeing or not. Man Of Steel is the latest Superman movie that reboots the entire franchise of films with Christopher Nol...
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Man of Steel Movie Review

Man of Steel Movie Review

Like some, I was not overjoyed with Zack Snyder being announced as the director for a new Superman movie. It wasn’t because I don’t like him on some personal level or that he’s really a bad director- it was mo...
 
V/H/S/2 Movie Review

V/H/S/2 Movie Review

Some of the best sequels aspire to be bigger and crazier than its predecessor and that point could not be more on the nose when it comes to V/H/S/2. The original found footage anthology was a mixed bag of horror shorts that in ...
 
Fast & Furious 6 Movie Review

Fast & Furious 6 Movie Review

For what it’s worth, I have to offer an apology to a franchise I could have done without few years ago. So much so that I completely skipped over TOKOYO DRIFT and have yet to catch up with it. The last confession might be...