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Is The Man of Steel Worth Seeing? Maybe, Maybe Not!

I just got back from seeing Man of Steel this afternoon and I think I have the answer to whether its worth seeing or not. Man Of Steel is the latest Superman movie that reboots the entire franchise of films with Christopher Nol...

Herner

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Man of Steel Movie Review

Like some, I was not overjoyed with Zack Snyder being announced as the director for a new Superman movie. It wasn’t because I don’t like him on some personal level or that he’s really a bad director- it was mo...

Luke

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V/H/S/2 Movie Review

Some of the best sequels aspire to be bigger and crazier than its predecessor and that point could not be more on the nose when it comes to V/H/S/2. The original found footage anthology was a mixed bag of horror shorts that in ...

Luke

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Fast & Furious 6 Movie Review

For what it’s worth, I have to offer an apology to a franchise I could have done without few years ago. So much so that I completely skipped over TOKOYO DRIFT and have yet to catch up with it. The last confession might be...

Luke

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The Hangover Part III Movie Review

At this point THE HANGOVER franchise is to comedic cinema what the TRANSFORMERS franchise is to blockbuster action cinema- the first films each getting their fair share of love, but the sequels were met with an army of haters. ...

Luke

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Maniac Movie Review

Just when I thought Elijah Wood was at his peak of portraying crazy by talking to a man in a dog suit as seen on FX’s Wilfred he emerges from the shadows- figuratively and literally- with his role in the remake of William...

Luke

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American Mary Movie Review

There’s just something about Mary and in the Sloska Twins newest film I think Ben Stiller would’ve had bigger problems on his hands than a glop of baby batter. As far as my movie watching goes I can’t really t...

Luke

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Iron Man 3 Movie Review

I must admit that as much as I loved IRON MAN I probably could have been done with the series after IRON MAN 2. I didn’t hate the sequel, but aside from the racing sequence it seemed like nothing more than a clone of the ...

Luke

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The Lords of Salem Movie Review

Lordy, lordy, lordy- once upon a time I was in a place where Rob Zombie being attached to anything rather it was a new CD, a guest appearance or even his first movie drew me toward it like a moth to light. Over time I’ve ...

Luke

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The Big Wedding Movie Review

There are bad movies that are bad because they fail on every conceivable level to hilarious or infuriating results and then there are bad movies that are bad simply because they don’t do anything interesting even though t...

Luke

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42 Movie Review

Before performance enhancing drugs, which present a fundamental problem within the game of baseball there was an even bigger moral problem present within the game. Segregation in general was a despicable practice and seeing it ...

Luke

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The Place Beyond The Pines Review

It is ever so rare that a filmmaker can come along and bring you to a piece of wood on the Rivers Edge. The kind of wood that is weathered and beaten, torn and decayed yet sophisticated and beautiful. Something that is so dirty...

Robert Lalonde

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Shawn Reviews Evil Dead

So my expectations were through the roof for this movie, that normally gets me letdown, however this movie was spectacular for a “re-imagining”. Fun, eerie, dark, bloody, gory, 80′s new generation slasher of o...

Shawn Payer

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Evil Dead Movie Review

It wasn’t long ago when I was just another voice in the crowd decrying the announcement of yet another remake, let alone the remake of Sam Raimi’s classic THE EVIL DEAD. Throw in news of Diablo Cody coming in to do ...

Luke

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