Clerks 2 Review : It Kicks Ass!

We sent Jerrica to an early screening of Clerks 2 and she is now in with her report. This movie has gotten a ton of bad heat. So much so we were not allowed to post our review on site until it released in theatres. We hate when that happens, but we also hate when we gotta sit on a good review. Jerrica has proven the so called "critics" wrong by declaring this movie KICK ASS - SEA BASS! Read her Clerks 2 Review.

 

At the age of 33, New Jersey mini-mart clerks and best friends Dante Hicks (BRIAN O’HALLORAN) and Randal Graves (JEFF ANDERSON) have it made ­ they work with each other, slack off all day, and get paid for it.    But when the local Quick Stop that has been their entire life and livelihood suffers a cataclysm, Dante and Randal have to do the unthinkable: find new minimum-wage jobs.  Now, they¹re bringing their rapid-fire one-liners, bad attitudes and unbridled love of fun at the customer¹s expense to Mooby¹s burger joint, where the only other employees are an uber-nerd (TREVOR FERHMAN) and an entirely too sexy manager (ROSARIO DAWSON). But when Dante announces that he's going to leave Jersey forever and marry Emma Bunting (JENNIFER SCHWALBACH SMITH), his co-workers plan one last send-off that quickly goes awry.