AvP Review

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Well... Well... Well, I'd just like to send my congrats to the Anderson Family on their sons success.... on his 4th worst film in a row! Paul Anderson, known for writing and directing Dark (something confusing), Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, and his latest failure, but at least good, Alien vs Predator. AvP for short, this latest more Action, then horror Movie brings a team of scientist to Anarctica to an under-the-ice Temple.... Laughing yet?

It gets better, yo!

The Temple quickly, instead of becoming an icey hell, it becomes the circus. Three Predators, tons of Aliens, and 5 humans who cant use guns.... Wondering how these hardcore killers turned into a stupid Clown vs. Mime have come together? It happend in Predator 2(awful film not done by Anderson, so congrats Paul ), where a Alien Skull and a Queen Skull was found on a Trophy Wall. Followed by great books and 2 action packed games...

Hell, if Ripley Scott, James Cameron, and the Thompson bro's see this film, their heads would go down in shame.... Cameron was offered the role of Writer & Director, but was dropped quickly after... But lets not talk about dat.

Anyways, if you want a movie to see this weekend, then go see this(it still is very entertainin....) Some critics must wait til tomorrow to review AvP, for its "possible delay" which caused the screening to critics to be canceled.....

Special Effects=10/10
Story=6/10
Overall=7 out of 10

Review by Stifler, MoviesOnline Member, and we thank him for it!

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