Uwe Boll talks Dungeon Siege

So Rob sent us an interview he did with Uwe Boll recently about Dungeon Siege. Whats that, am I the guy that said Alone in the Dark looked good? Yes I am that dumb sh*t. And yes you all flogged me already for being a moron in calling that one as WRONG as wrong can be. So anyrate all you fans of Uwe Boll ( assuming there are fans of his who read our little site ) we have an interview with Uwe.

The answers are short and really reveal a whole lot of JACK, but hey enjoy it anyways. If this isnt your cup of tea I will go through a coat of paint on my bathroom wall and you can watch that dry. Equally entertaining!  The film is based on developer Gas Powered Games' best-selling fantasy PC game franchise, which was published by Microsoft Game Studios, and follows the journey of Farmer from simple family man to heroic prince.

Liotta, is apparently the main bad guy for your film. What does his costume look like?

Dr Boll - It is dark leather

Is Dungeon Siege still going to be made in two parts?

Dr Boll - We do not know now

What kind of fight sequences shall we see?

Dr Boll - Rough brutal battles combined with martial arts action. The kind that is in HERO.

Will we see any hot women in metal underwear?!

Dr Boll - Kristana Loken and Leelee Sobieski are warriors.

Will there be a new game based on the film?

Dr Boll - We are working on it.

Will we see any cool Dungeons?

Dr Boll - Yes - in CHRYSTWIND HOLD - the evil place.

What are the key scenes in this film?

Dr Boll - I can not reveal yet, but there will be many memorable scenes.

This film was once described as a cross between Lord of the Rings and Braveheart...how is this film different and unique?

Dr Boll - You will see, after it is finished

You had some jokes in House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark, what can we see in Dungeon Siege?

Dr. Boll - Matthew Lillard is the great and funny Duke Fallow. Ron Pearlman has a lot of dry humor "HELLBOY" lines.

You have made quite few films now, what do you think your trademark is?

Dr Boll - You tell me.

Will we see scantly clad women with swords?

Dr Boll - A few.

Why do you use choose to shoot many films in Vancouver?

Dr Boll - Good locations and crew. LABOUR TAX rebates

 Will there be any characters similar to Conan or Red Sonya?

Dr Boll - Loken as Elora are the TREE WOMEN.

How come Will Sanderson appears in many of your films? Is he your Bill Paxton, as in James Cameron uses him for many of his films?

Dr Boll - Yes. He is a good actor and my buddy

What do you have to say to all those that believe this will be a bad film?

Dr Boll - Wait and see

Will Burt Reynolds have a moustache in this film?

Dr Boll - A full grey beard

Will Jason Stratham have a cockney accent?

Dr Boll - He talks normal

Will we see any sex scenes in the movie?

Dr Boll - There will be a few love making scenes, yes.

What creatures will we see?

Dr Boll - Hussars and Krugs

What kind of music will we hear? Are you going to use Heavy Metal or Contemporary?

Dr Boll - Classic Score with big orchestra

When shall we see the trailer?

Dr Boll - AFM in November

When are we going to see some production photographs?

Dr Boll - Soon

Is this film going to be shown in England?

Dr Boll - Absolutely. This movie will be a blockbuster

What other games have caught your eye ? What about Splinter Cell? Good idea

Dr Boll - Postal and Metal Gear

Does this film bear any resemblance to Legend, because it was a great film and we have not seen a film like it since?

Dr Boll - You are right.

What made you choose this particular cast for the movie?

Dr Boll - Everybody fits perfectly

Do they get on well?

Dr Boll - we have a great crew and great cast together.