New Stephen King Thinner Review

This is all about an overweight attorney Billy Halleck, who defends a mobster called Richie. There is no opponent that Billy cannot conquer, other than his weight. This movie starts right in the middle of Billy’s diet, then after killing a gypsy’s daughter, by hitting her with his car while receiving a blowjob from his wife, (the gypsy being 107 and his daughter 78, I suspect Najvo) he becomes cursed by the vengeful father. The father passes the curse by touching Billy’s cheek and by quietly whispering one word "Thinner".

From then on Billy begins to loose weight rapidly regardless of what he eats. Two other people aid Billy by giving false evidence and his judge friend does not even convict him. The gypsy gets them too, on the judge he bestows a curse, in the same manner as Billy, but with a different word, he whispers the word "Lizard" into the judge’s ear. Then for the dude that gave false evidence, we never actually find out what was called upon him, but if we can remember what the "trained" zombie on "Day Of The Dead" looks like, then we get a fair impression.

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