The Helix: Loaded - New Indie Matrix Parody

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You always wanted to see a parody of "The Matrix" ? You always wanted to know who "Snowflake" really is ? And you always think about which pill you would take ? Well, some of your answered could get answered in "The Helix: Loaded".

THE HELIX is a drug so powerful it causes you to wake up and see through the veils of reality. You got it, Enlightenment in a pill. Well, it actually comes in Chewy Bear form.

Where do you go to get it? Orpheum. Heâ€™s the only one who knows its secrets. And if you're lucky, heâ€™ll take you to Ask The Orafice if youâ€™ve got what it takes to become "The Other One."

Only one person a millennia can successfully take THE HELIX without going mad. As prophesied by The Orafice, Orpheum and I had found The One...but he died in an tragic boating accident the summer of '99. We waited patiently for the next millenium to begin our quest to find "The Other One". Check out some really nice and funny QT trailers at the links below: Be warned the content is not for children!

Helix The Sluts
- This one had me peeing my pants laughing
Helix Blue Pill
- Finding the blue pill hard to swallow? try the green chewy bear. Friggin hilarious!
Helix The Red Pill
- Friggin hilarious! A variation on Blue Pill with some nice dumpster crashing! And Low Brow Humor!
Helix The Weasel
- Whos your Smak Daddy? How bout I give you the finger? Seriously friggin hilarious!
Helix, Dealing Smak
- funny, but definitely not PG13
Helix : The 5
- how to become enlightened. Funny stuff!