Constantine Movie Review by Coca

Hi If you are reading this posting it means that you have expressed interest in seeng a movie named "Constantine." As a public service announcement I feel the need to warn you that this movie is easily the worst movie ever.

 It is part of a trilogy of extremely bad horror movies just realeased Hide and Seek (which should have stayed hidden), Boogeyman (really, the boy from 7th heaven sees a monster under his bed), and now Constatine (so Neo got tired of fighting Agent smith and now fights the demons).

The movie is horrible and should be banned. The highlight of the movie was Keanu Reeve's acting (really that bad). The effects are pathetic but not more than the sequence of the movie.

The plot is interesting but the development is bad. If you have seen it already, I am sorry. I am so sorry. But please rescue others from this horrible movie. If you have not seen it please save your self. However, to each his own.

Review by CocaCola

Second Opinion? Read Hakeems Constantine Movie Review.