Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

"In my single days I was not getting laid right and left," Campbell said in an interview while promoting his last film, Bubba Ho-Tep. "I've never been able to take advantage of my status in show business."

The upcoming Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way is the actor's follow-up to his best-selling memoir If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor. "This is a relationship book without the facts," Campbell said. "I'm not drawing on any personal experiences. This is total fiction."

Campbell described the book as "a gag relationship book." "It's a series of fictional stories tied together by the theme of my trying to give a friend some relationship advice," he said. "The problem is I don't know anything about relationships, and so I end up going on this crazy journey to help him. Of course the whole thing blows up in my face and ends up being this crazy disaster." Campbell has flown below the celebrity radar for his more than 20 years in show business and has observed that celebrities don't always have the fun the tabloids say they do.

"This is not the best business to try and have relationships," Campbell said. "You look at the lives of celebrities, and these guys are dating chicks left and right, and you think they must be getting laid constantly. But the reality is that they cannot keep a relationship going to save their lives. While you and I think it must be glamorous, cool and wonderful that these guys are getting laid all the time, I don't think it's quite as exciting as everyone thinks it is." Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way is due in stores June 1."

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