Drew Carey to Star in Sex and the Kitchen

Funny man Drew Carey is now officially engaged to recent culinary graduate Nicole Jaracz. The two were engaged on Tuesday, with no wedding plans in the foreseeable future.

Rump lover Carey, (The Drew Carey Show, Who’s Line Is It Anyway? The Price Is Right) was apparently hell bent on combining the two great loves of his life, culinary and sensuality into one vivacious package. Carey has been on a high run of late, with his Price Is Right debut scheduled to take place on Monday. The only question remaining is what will he reach for first at the dinner table? A thigh or a breast?