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Men in Black 3 Movie Review

I could have easily written off the MEN IN BLACK series after the second film. Even the first has lost its luster in terms of how much I remembered liking it when it first came out, but the second film is one I’ve seen in...

Luke

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The Raven Movie Review

If not for my own perceived need to go in depth in discussing the movies I see I would just begin and end this review with one short and sweet sentence- looks good and that’s about it. So again, since I have this curse of...

Luke

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The Hobbit Movie Review: Part 1

“In a whole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” It’s been over nine years for that phrase to grace movie screens after the towering triumphs of the ‘Lord of the Rings’ films. Despite all the legal wrangling to get �...

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Killing Them Softly Movie Review

If nothing else Andrew Dominik wants at least one concept to be on your mind when you walk out of KILLING THEM SOFTLY- economy, economy, economy, economy. Never mind the fact that Brad Pitt is chewing up scenes and trying out h...

Luke

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Wreck-It Ralph Movie Review

Just because a Disney computer animated film is missing that Pixar label doesn’t mean it’s a lesser Disney title. TANGLED helped to make that previous statement not seem as bold as it seems, just as CARS 2 also help...

Luke

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The Bay Movie Review

If there has ever been a film meant to prey on our slightest fear of the basic things we as humans come into contact with on a daily basis then THE BAY is hands down the one you can point to when your doctor asks why you why yo...

Luke

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 Movie Review

I have a confession to make- I have seen every TWILIGHT movie, granted up until now I’ve never sat in one in theaters and the biggest bombshell of all, I do not hate them. Before you start planning my slow agonizing tortu...

Luke

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Silver Linings Playbook Movie Review

One of my favorite films of 2010 was David O. Russell’s THE FIGHTER. The film contained and was anchored by incredibly strong performances lead by the Oscar winning turn from Christian Bale. I had absolutely no idea what ...

Luke

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Arthur Christmas Movie Review

Christmas comes but once a year and the season is never short of the movies that take advantage of the setting. There is any number of fresh takes on the legend of Santa and the responsibilities bestowed upon him and none have ...

Luke

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The Pact Movie Review

Over the last few years even with as much as I personally have enjoyed the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY films I can’t help but admit it was time for something a little different. By different, I mean a ghost story that actually fe...

Luke

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Skyfall Movie Review

Fast cars, fast women, cool gadgets, huge explosions, flying bullets and English accents- that’s what you can expect from a James Bond film. Growing up I unfortunately never took the time to familiarize myself with the ma...

Luke

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Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 Movie Review

It’s no secret at this point that I am a fan of Batman in cinema. It’s also no secret that I am a ‘noob’ in terms of Batman on the pages of a comic- not to say I wouldn’t like it there either I jus...

Luke

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Argo Movie Review

I would never come outright and say I’m vindicated in the fact that I don’t keep up to date on all details of current events or even past historical events when a film comes out that’s “Based on true eve...

Luke

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ATM Movie Review

I must admit that my curiosity often gets the best of me, especially when it comes to bad movies. Unfortunately, it’s not very often that indulging that curiosity leads to something entertainingly bad that I can then turn...

Luke

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