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Killer Joe Movie Review

Poster quotes have a way of being deceiving about what exactly you're in for when watching the film named on the poster. Few are quite as telling as the line on KILLER JOE's poster describing it as a “Totally twis...

Luke

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Aggression Scale Movie Review

Steven Miller is an up and coming horror director and if he keeps on his current pace he will very quickly become an icon within the genre. His first film Automaton Transfusion did not turn my crank because of its editing but i...

Herner

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Dredd 3D Movie Review

Oh how I hate 3D and oh how LionsGate and DREDD 3D have made me eat my own words. When James Cameron's AVATAR came out in 3D while everyone stood in line and waited forever to see it I sat in a near empty 2D theater. 3D giv...

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Resident Evil Retribution 3D DVD Review

Resident Evil Retribution is the latest action packed 3D entrance in the movie franchise based off the hit capcom game. I am a big fan of the original film and have seen every one of the films since and for this reason I decide...

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Pitch Perfect Movie Review

Everyone sees trailers on TV or right before a movie they can’t wait to see that make them either audibly groan or even for a split second make them less excited for what they are about to watch- if I’m overstepping...

Luke

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Bernie Movie Review

It’s tough (at least for me) to watch movies when you’re sick- which will serve as the disclaimer for a few of the things I’m about to say for Richard Linklater’s latest film BERNIE. Before I say anythin...

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Django Unchained Review

Western is a genre long dead. Don’t get me wrong Hollywood has tried countless times since Unforgiven (Open Range, Legends of the Fall, Hi-Lo Country, Tombstone, Wyatt Earp, Ride With The Devil, Dead Man etc.) to revive t...

Robert Lalonde

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The Guilt Trip Movie Review

Unless I missed something I don’t remember seeing people in any context clamoring for a mother and son road trip film- let alone one that stars Barabara Streisand. Todd Phillips attempted a road trip themed film hot off t...

Luke

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Safety Not Guaranteed Movie Review

I watch a lot of movies and they all obviously run the gamut from great to horrible, but very seldom do you run across one where you can find almost nothing wrong with it in terms of acting, technical aspects and elements on a ...

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Men in Black 3 Movie Review

I could have easily written off the MEN IN BLACK series after the second film. Even the first has lost its luster in terms of how much I remembered liking it when it first came out, but the second film is one I’ve seen in...

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The Raven Movie Review

If not for my own perceived need to go in depth in discussing the movies I see I would just begin and end this review with one short and sweet sentence- looks good and that’s about it. So again, since I have this curse of...

Luke

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The Hobbit Movie Review: Part 1

“In a whole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” It’s been over nine years for that phrase to grace movie screens after the towering triumphs of the ‘Lord of the Rings’ films. Despite all the legal wrangling to get �...

Richard Humphries

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Killing Them Softly Movie Review

If nothing else Andrew Dominik wants at least one concept to be on your mind when you walk out of KILLING THEM SOFTLY- economy, economy, economy, economy. Never mind the fact that Brad Pitt is chewing up scenes and trying out h...

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Wreck-It Ralph Movie Review

Just because a Disney computer animated film is missing that Pixar label doesn’t mean it’s a lesser Disney title. TANGLED helped to make that previous statement not seem as bold as it seems, just as CARS 2 also help...

Luke

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