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Mama Movie Review

Mama Movie Review

It wasn’t even a year ago when I attended my first film of 2012 and was extremely optimistic about the rest if the year- that movie was THE GREY. January typically doesn’t offer the kind of films that are remembered...
 
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane Movie Review

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane Movie Review

Good teen slashers have receded in a big way since the scream heydays and all the clones that immediately followed. The horror genre is littered with titles that ape what inspired to an obnoxious extent, or try to separate them...
 
Piranha 3DD Movie Review

Piranha 3DD Movie Review

I originally thought that using the title PIRANHA 3DD was sort of clever for a sequel to a film that featured the shameless use of nudity to add to the fun of the experience- and then I saw PIRANHA 3DD. I can now confirm that n...
 
Resident Evil: Retribution Movie Review

Resident Evil: Retribution Movie Review

If I remember right, I ended my review of the last RESIDENT EVIL movie vowing to never watch another one of these things- that or I was just telling myself that internally. Now that I have broken that vow I can now say that I&#...
 
The Possession Movie Review

The Possession Movie Review

I was officially getting over all watered down exorcism movies long before I sat down to watch THE POSSESSION thanks to a slew of unimaginative efforts lead by THE RITE. However, defying my battered perception of modern exorcis...
 
Zero Dark Thirty Movie Review

Zero Dark Thirty Movie Review

Kathryn Bigelow’s latest feature has been basking in endless praise since its limited Oscar qualifying release in December while also being criticized for its perceived glorification of torture as a means to attain import...
 
Dredd Movie Review

Dredd Movie Review

Few comic book movies have elements that aren’t inherently silly or elements that come off as silly when implemented on film. Even dark interpretations like THE DARK KNIGHT have aspects that people scoff at, just as THE A...
 
Zero Dark Thirty Movie Review

Zero Dark Thirty Movie Review

Jessica Chastain portrays the C.I.A. Intel Officer that leads the charge in trying to find Osama Bin Laden’s courier, who will lead her (and the might of the U.S. Armed Services) to Bin Laden. All the buzz Zero Dark Thirty ha...
Ryan Revolver

 

Gangster Squad Movie Review

Gangster Squad Movie Review

John O’Mara (Josh Brolin) leads a rag-tag group of police officers against crime boss Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn) in 1940’s Los Angeles. With Gangster Squad you get a gory cops-just-wanna-do-the-right-thing romp. L.A. Confiden...
Ryan Revolver

 
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D Movie Review

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D Movie Review

First off, let me assure you I won’t post any spoilers in here, so you can read without learning anything you wouldn’t get from the trailer. This is being marketed as a ‘direct sequel’ to Tobe Hooper’s 1974 film, inde...
HorrorQueen

 
Batman Under The Red Hood Movie Review

Batman Under The Red Hood Movie Review

I do not tend to review a lot of animated movies since its not my favourite genre but being a huge Batman fan from my child hood I am working my way through DC’s Animated movies. The last DC Animated movie I watched and b...
Herner

 
Superman Batman Apocalypse Review

Superman Batman Apocalypse Review

DC and Warner Brothers have had a partnership for some time and part of that is creating animated movies for direct to DVD release. I have seen very few of them since like many of you I live on a budget and cant drop $20 on eve...
Herner

 
Green Lantern Blu-Ray 3D Review

Green Lantern Blu-Ray 3D Review

I saw director Martin Campbell's Green Lantern in 2D in theatres and for lack of a better term it was pretty flat. I did see it in 2D however so that might explain its flatness. Did you catch my ever so witty play on words ...
Herner

 
Ice Age Continental Drift 3D Bluray Review

Ice Age Continental Drift 3D Bluray Review

Those of you who read my daily ramblings will know that I recently made the foray into 3D movies in a big kind of way. My television has been broken for over six months and I finally saved up enough money to replace it and I op...
Herner