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Seven Psychopaths Movie Review

Seven Psychopaths Movie Review

Having just recently taken the time to check out IN BRUGES and really liking it I was pretty excited to take in Martin McDonagh’s newest film SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS. From the get go the dark humor and violence kicks into high ...
 
Hotel Transylvania Movie Review

Hotel Transylvania Movie Review

From the get go I loved the concept of an animated movie about all the classic movie monsters together in a hotel and the puns/hijinx that would ensue. Read into it a little more and I saw Adam Sandler and the rest of his posse...
 
John Dies at the End Movie Review

John Dies at the End Movie Review

A couple of different things occurred to me while watch John Coscarelli’s latest film JOHN DIES AT THE END- do I really like what I’m watching here and is it actually happening. Those thoughts are tied largely to th...
 
Safe Haven Movie Review

Safe Haven Movie Review

At this point we’ve seen so many Nicholas Sparks adaptations that the formula is nothing more than a handful of producers throwing darts at a spinning wheel of generic directors that will jump at the opportunity to exploi...
 
Compliance Movie Review

Compliance Movie Review

I deal with my fair share of gullible people on a day to day basis- granted the extent to which they are gullible are innocent enough especially nothing that might irrevocably shatter their perception and outlook on life in gen...
 
Identity Thief Review

Identity Thief Review

Denver business-dude Sandy Patterson (Jason Bateman) gives away his personal information so willingly to Florida identity thief Diana, setting off a chain of events towards redemption for both of them. For this recipe, add one ...
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Citadel Movie Review

Citadel Movie Review

It’s a scary world we live in and as if we didn’t have enough to worry about with war, recession and sports athletes with fake dead girlfriends, Ciaran Foy introduces more reasons to look over your shoulder- an apar...
 
The ABCs Of Death Movie Review

The ABCs Of Death Movie Review

26 directors all crammed into the same film to bring 26 different short films to the screen and all feature a different way one can meet their demise. It’s a gimmick to be sure, but one that I found fascinating- for a whi...
 

Warm Bodies Movie Review

Warm Bodies Movie Review

When I first heard the idea of a zombie romantic comedy I couldn’t have been more annoyed by the concept. The first time I saw the trailer, almost like the zombies in WARM BODIES my dead romantic comedy heart showed a few...
 
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Review

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Movie Review

I try to be opened minded for every movie I sit down to watch and more often than not I try to be excited for it. If I’m being honest, I was not excited for HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS all that much, but just enoug...
 
This Is 40 Movie Review

This Is 40 Movie Review

Getting old really sucks and Judd Apatow has been aiming at showing you just how much it sucks. Not only by filming incredibly awkward personal situations, but by making movies that feel like they last forever to the point you ...
 
Frankenweenie Movie Review

Frankenweenie Movie Review

I, like most people longed for Tim Burton to return to his roots and do what he does best. After the woeful DARK SHADOWS I had lost all faith that Burton had any good ideas left in his arsenal until the trailer for FRANKENWEENI...
 
Sleep Tight Movie Review

Sleep Tight Movie Review

Some of you may be familiar with a directing duo that brought REC and REC 2 to the world. The two of them then split off to direct a film on their own- one to direct REC 3: GENESIS (a film I’ve yet to see) and the other t...
 
The Last Stand Movie Review

The Last Stand Movie Review

In a sleepy border town Sheriff Ray Owens (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is all that stands between the crafty drug cartel leader Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega). Cortez escaped from FBI custody in the most inventive way ever, and is...
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