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The Hangover Part III Movie Review

The Hangover Part III Movie Review

At this point THE HANGOVER franchise is to comedic cinema what the TRANSFORMERS franchise is to blockbuster action cinema- the first films each getting their fair share of love, but the sequels were met with an army of haters. ...
 
Maniac Movie Review

Maniac Movie Review

Just when I thought Elijah Wood was at his peak of portraying crazy by talking to a man in a dog suit as seen on FX’s Wilfred he emerges from the shadows- figuratively and literally- with his role in the remake of William...
 
American Mary Movie Review

American Mary Movie Review

There’s just something about Mary and in the Sloska Twins newest film I think Ben Stiller would’ve had bigger problems on his hands than a glop of baby batter. As far as my movie watching goes I can’t really t...
 
Iron Man 3 Movie Review

Iron Man 3 Movie Review

I must admit that as much as I loved IRON MAN I probably could have been done with the series after IRON MAN 2. I didn’t hate the sequel, but aside from the racing sequence it seemed like nothing more than a clone of the ...
 
The Lords of Salem Movie Review

The Lords of Salem Movie Review

Lordy, lordy, lordy- once upon a time I was in a place where Rob Zombie being attached to anything rather it was a new CD, a guest appearance or even his first movie drew me toward it like a moth to light. Over time I’ve ...
 
The Big Wedding Movie Review

The Big Wedding Movie Review

There are bad movies that are bad because they fail on every conceivable level to hilarious or infuriating results and then there are bad movies that are bad simply because they don’t do anything interesting even though t...
 
42 Movie Review

42 Movie Review

Before performance enhancing drugs, which present a fundamental problem within the game of baseball there was an even bigger moral problem present within the game. Segregation in general was a despicable practice and seeing it ...
 
The Place Beyond The Pines Review

The Place Beyond The Pines Review

It is ever so rare that a filmmaker can come along and bring you to a piece of wood on the Rivers Edge. The kind of wood that is weathered and beaten, torn and decayed yet sophisticated and beautiful. Something that is so dirty...
Robert Lalonde

 

Shawn Reviews Evil Dead

Shawn Reviews Evil Dead

So my expectations were through the roof for this movie, that normally gets me letdown, however this movie was spectacular for a “re-imagining”. Fun, eerie, dark, bloody, gory, 80’s new generation slasher of o...
Shawn Payer

 
Evil Dead Movie Review

Evil Dead Movie Review

It wasn’t long ago when I was just another voice in the crowd decrying the announcement of yet another remake, let alone the remake of Sam Raimi’s classic THE EVIL DEAD. Throw in news of Diablo Cody coming in to do ...
 
Jurassic Park 3D Movie Review

Jurassic Park 3D Movie Review

Steven Spielberg’s JURASSIC PARK is one of my all time favorites- a film that never gets old and always satisfies. 3D is a gimmick that I was over as soon as it became the norm for at least one wide release every week. I ...
 
Spring Breakers Movie Review

Spring Breakers Movie Review

How do you even go about writing a review on a film that is so painstakingly incredible, but you don't want people to see it? The thing about Spring Breakers is; the wrong people are going to go see this movie. This is not ...
Robert Lalonde

 
Olympus Has Fallen Movie Review

Olympus Has Fallen Movie Review

Remember TRAINING DAY? Man I really love that movie- which is part of the reason I was really excited for Antoine Fuqua’s latest film OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN. I didn’t see a single preview for the film until for some rea...
 
The Imposter Movie Review

The Imposter Movie Review

I don’t spend a lot of time tracking down documentaries, at least not as often as I probably should. My problem is that not a lot of topics seem compelling enough to hold my attention for a full hour and a half or so. Whe...