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Box Office Report March 9th:
Dude here again. So, being the lazy man that I am, I've gone on vacation. And because I'll be on vacation, I decided to write this ahead of time. What I provide for you is pure conjecture, and in no way whatsoever represents actual numbers in any w... Box Office Report June 9th 2009:
Dude here again. In honor of the new releases this weekend, I decided to write this particular box office report while actually BEING hungover. Granted, that's how I mostly write these, but I find this time particularly fitting. One might say I visit... The Dark Knight Brought Down By Stoners?:
Oddly enough the fall of The Dark Knights reign over the box office may happen because a bunch of stoners got up off the couch to go see Pineapple Express. Early box office numbers for Friday show Pineapple Express in the lead with $7.9 million on Fr... Box Office Report July 23rd:
Dude here again. I got the Harry Potter book on Friday. I'm reading it. It's awesome. This weekend, some movies came out. Let's go to the numbers, shall we? (All in millions, remember, and these are the studio estimates, the actuals will be avail... Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Box Office Numbers:
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen has grossed almost $60million since its US debut in theaters which is a pretty impressive number according to The-Numbers. Including over seas box office numbers the total is over $100 million. The film was made for... The Box Office Report.. Fresh from Vegas!:
Dude here again. I just got back from Vegas. It was a long, arduous, and extremely hot journey. I still have some money left and my legs aren't broken, but it's awfully late, so you get truncated numbers and that's about it and you'll like it. This ... Box Office Numbers: Machete Gets Chopped Down:
Dude here again. Well, it's Labor Day weekend over in these parts, which means the end of crappy summer flicks and the beginning of pretentious Oscar-bait flicks! Personally, though, I prefer the January dumping grounds, but it's a nice change of sea... Box Office Report March 30th:
Dude here again. And I have but one question for you: Are you ready for some numbers? Now, I mean REALLY ready for some numbers? These numbers are gonna blow your mind and melt your face off. I'm serious. Take this as a surgeon general's warning. Spe... Box Office Report June 10th 2007:
Dude here again. And I've got the numbers. Boy howdy, have I got some numbers for you. I got numbers out the bum. That's right. I went there. This weekend, the three-quel mania ramps back up again. (Only two more left of the threes this summer!).... Box Office Report, August 1st 2010:
Dude here again. Had myself a nice vacation, unplugged from the internet. It was refreshing, and mildly disturbing. Like picking off a scab.  But that's neither here nor there, I have numbers to report! But for what it's worth, I'm still really... Box Office Report April 26th: The Losers Lose!:
Dude here again. Last week's confusion between what was actually the number one movie got me thinking about how I report the estimates and not the final numbers.. After I got the Date Night article wrong the week before, I figured it would better to ... Box Office Report: Friday the 13th Massacres Box Office:
Dude here again. The box office is jumping this weekend! Literally. No, that's not true. But it could be the truth, if it believed it could. Sometimes we just have to believe we can jump, and then before you know it, we've jumped further than we imag... Box Office Report September 27th:
Dude here again. In a bit of a rush this weekend, so you're going to get some numbers, and then I'm assigning all of you, my loyal reader(s?) the task of coming up with conclusions based on what these numbers mean. The best answers will be publishe... Box Office Report October 20th 2008:
Dude here again. I couldn't quell the chihuahua uprising south of the border. Their numbers are just too plentiful. And I fear dogs. Especially when in large numbers. But I still have yet to return. This weekend, the chihuahuas are knocked down a... Will Hulk Smash Iron Man?:
With Hulk just about to hit the theatres the question becomes, will Hulk Smash Iron Man in the Box Office? The early reports are that HULK is a fantastic film according to Variety.com and a variety of other early reviewers who have had a chance to hi... Box Office Report: Transformers 2 Rules!:
Dude here again. Once again, I am depressed about the box office numbers. Seriously depressed. These numbers mean a lot. Quite possibly the end of civilization as we know it. I'm not even kidding. This weekend, Giant crappy robots fighting attempte... Box Office Report July 6th 2009:
Dude here again. I'm feeling a lot better about these numbers I'm reporting. Not for any reason regarding the content of the films. But because I've been having the most wonderful vacation. And I'm not gonna let something like almost $300 million in ... Box Office Report April 8th 2008:
Dude here again. With another exciting, involving, thoroughly awesome reporting of the weekend box office numbers. You know you love it. And even if you don't, then what are you doing reading it? Exactly. Curiosity, and rumors of my awesomeness know ... Box Office Report: Final Destination Slashes H2:
Dude here again. I am on a cross country journey, recovering from the mother of all bachelor parties, but that's not enough to stop me from reporting the numbers. But keep in mind I have 2500 miles of road between where I am and where I need to be. ... Box Office Report November 30th 2008:
Dude here again. Another Thanksgiving weekend is upon us, which means another year has passed us. And more importantly, another year has passed me. And this year, the Dude welcomes himself to the 30-club! But my age is of no importance. Not when ther... Box Office Report September 7th 2009:
Dude here again. I travelled 2600 miles in 3 days in my car, with just myself. At one point, I was listening to the music of Star Wars, and making the sound effects and voicing the dialog myself. It got a little rough, but I made it. And now I'm re... Box Office Report March 2nd 2008:
Dude here again. Recovering from a Saturday filled with illness and macho movies on CInemax HD. Seriously. It started with the Conan movies. Then Gladiator. Followed by Braveheart. Then the premiere of 300. Let me tell you something about 300 in HD: ... Box Office Report March 23rd:
Dude here again. Back from an awesome vacation, recharged and ready to report on some box office estimates. I'm gonna go ahead and say I was WAY off on my previous Watchmen predictions. Had I the money, I would've made sure my prediction came true. B... Box Office Report December 15th:
Dude here again. I've been working nonstop like a fiend. I'm seriously seeing double right now as I type this. This will be a short one. This weekend, blah blah movies opened. Let's go to the numbers, shall we? (All in millions, remember, and these ... Box Office Report: Expendables Box Office Beat Down:
Dude here again. Had to take another week off. It turns out, I couldn't contain my excitement for The Expendables anymore, and I just had to go out to a shack in the woods and meditate. Then on Friday when it was released, I broke my two week vow of ... Box Office Report November 17th 2009:
Dude here again. I want you all to think about what you've done. Seriously. This weekend, Roland Emmerich was granted reprieve and will be allowed to make more movies. Let's go to the numbers, shall we? (All in millions, remember, and these are the... Box Office Report Dec 3rd:
Dude here again, in a quest to report numbers that matter to Hollywood bean counters but have no impact on anything else. Seriously, if a movie succeeds or fails, what impact does it bear on you? Unless you had a bet with someone, but there are m... Box office Report Dec 31st 2006:
Dude here again, with the last box office weekend of the year. Indeed, it has been a crazy year. A year that saw Big Momma top the charts, and Snakes on Planes, and Pirates breaking every conceivable record possible, and lots of big openings and ... Indiana Jones 4 Pulls In Huge Numbers:
Today some numbers are beginning to appear about the weekend box office results. The four day weekend results are around $126,040,000. This number ranks at bumber eight for the all time opening grosses. If you include Thursday the film has made an es... Top 10 Money Making Movies of 2008:
Take a look back at the films of 2008 and which were money makers, its an impressive list of films! From Nielson we have the final numbers on the Top 10 Grossing films of 2008. For a change I can say that most of the films that made this list are ver... Box Office Report July 19th 2010:
Dude here again. I'm starting to question my status as The Dude. There are several other dudes out there, far more dude-like than I, and I'm thinking maybe perhaps my time as The Dude is up. Maybe it's time to move on and find a new name. Or maybe I... Box Office Report Jan 20th 2008:
Dude here again. What I'm about to report takes a strong constitution. It's not something that I take lightly, as this is indeed a sad day about the state of modern cinema. With that in mind, I present to you this week's box office report. Well, the ... Box Office Report Jan 21st 2007:
Dude here again. Wow, there's some messed up things going on in Congress these days huh? I don't know either, really. But I do know that there was another weekend, and that means there are lots of little numbers associated with those numbers. ... Box Office Report September 13th 2009:
Dude here again. It's September. Schools are back in session. Footballs are being tossed. (Or kicked, depending on your definition of football). And movies are released that people don't have a lot of expectations for. It's disgustingly referred to a... Weekend Box Office Report, June 20th:
Dude here again. Not gonna lie, a little miffed that there was an upswing in the box office. I was so pleased with all the disappointment, and the resigned shrugs and sighs we were giving the people who made movies. But then you you hit me with a one... Angels & Demons Rules the Box Office:
Dude here again. Well, another big week is upon us. I feel that the weekend numbers are beginning to lose their luster. I feel that if there's a disappointingly low week at the box office, THAT will be worth reporting. As it stands, I just type these... Box Office Report April 27th 2009:
Dude here again. I'm really depressed about the passing of Bea Arthur. I know it sounds silly, but it' true. She was more than just a golden girl, she was Maude! But she was Bea Arthur. She was lovely and fantastic. Thank you Bea Arthur. Thank you ... Box Office Numbers Week of March 8th:
Dude here again. I've been out on sabbatical the past couple of weeks, as I've been moving into a new place, and had a ludicrous ordeal of unfortunate events in an attempt to get hooked up to the interwebs. It's long and stupid, and still not totally... Box Office Report Feb 19th 2007:
Dude here again. After recovering from the disturbing shock of last week's Norbit #1 (and the subsequent dollars it made while I sit here clipping coupons and counting pennies) , I am finally prepared to bring you some more numbers of many new re... New Apocalyptic The Road Poster:
Below you can checkout a brand new poster for the doomsday film The Road starring Viggo Mortenson. Based on a novel by Cormac McCarthy the will follow a father that transports his son to safety following a nuclear explosion. However he... Box Office Report Nov 23rd 2008:
Dude here again. This is getting a little ridonkulous, all these people making lots of money in short periods of time. But, so long as people keep releasing movies lots of screaming girls want to see (as well as screaming boys last week, and scream... Box Office Report April 1st 2008:
Dude here again. On yet another Sunday. Dreading the prospect of what the week holds in store. Sunday's are vaguely depressing. Luckily, there's always the box office numbers to cheer me up! Let's turn those blues into... greens? No that's stupid. ... Box Office Report Jan 14th 2008:
Dude here again. Taking a break from a long day of online Scrabble play, just so I can report the numbers your way. You see? You see the sacrifice I make? I do it out of love. (Love, which coincidentally garnered me 7 points on the scrabble board... Box Office Report March 11th:
Dude here again, and finally I am happy. Why am I happy? Because for all my whining and about a lack of balance in the world, especially with regard to the weekend box office numbers, it came back three-fold. Finally, a movie deserving of the obs... Box Office Report Sept 16th 2007:
Dude here again. Ummm... I got nothing. Usually I have an idea of how I start off this column, something sticking in my craw, or a humorous anecdote to relay. But nothing of interest really happened. Wow. I'm disappointing myself, even. Oh, I tot... Box Office Report Feb 25th 2008:
Dude here again. The Oscars are tonight. (Or last night, if you read this on Monday). But it's not like they matter anyway, because the only movie of any merit and importance ever came out THIS year. I speak, of course, of Rambo. So when all those aw... Box Office Report Jan 14th:
Dude here again, with round of numbers that mean nothing to me, but mean a whole lot to people in buildings that I cower in the shadow of, day in and day out. I'm merely an ant. But not for long. Because, my friends, sometimes you're the windshie... Weekend Box Office Results, March 14th:
Dude here again. Trying to get back in the swing of things. Thankfully the box office numbers have been generous. Have you heard there's some bit of legislation that will actually let you bet on what movie is going to be number one at the box office?... Box Office Report Jan 5th 2008:
Dude here again. Rockin' yet another New Year! Bringing you the first box office numbers of the new year!! Trying to refrain from as many "I haven't _______ since last year!" jokes as possible, but it's getting kind of difficult. (Although it's time ... Box Office Report Jan 16th 2006:
Dude here again. Ok, so they didn't release numbers until today on account of the four day weekend. And since I'm not at one of those typical type regular jobs, I had to work today, and I'm only getting to this right now. So this is going to be trunc...