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the-rite

Box Office Report: The Rite to remain weak.

Dude here again. Stuck with a cold, or the flu, or flu-like symptoms this week. It’s a lot of fun, as everything I do seems to exhaust me right now. But that”s not gonna stop the numbers. Because nothing can stop th...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: No Attachments Whatsoever

Dude here again. I’m pretty tired right now. I’ve had a long day, and staring at the computer screen hurts my eyes more than somewhat. So all you’re getting is numbers. This weekend, Natalie Portman movie come...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Green Stinging Sensation

Dude here again. Well into the first month of the new year, and already, we got record breaking numbers. Actually, we don’t. Well, we might, but who cares, really? It’s not like you have any personal interest vested...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: January Blues

Dude here again. Coming at you on a lazy sunday with some lazy January numbers. And to continue the tradition, I”m going to lazily report them. This weekend, a boring Nicolas Cage movie rings a barely heard bell to an i...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: New Year, Same Numbers.

Dude here again. Bringing you the first new box office report of this year! Welcome to the future! Yes indeed, the future is now. And to keep the Snake Plissken quotes flowing, “The More Things Change, The More They Stay ...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Happy Boxing Day!

Once again, the Dude examines the hard hitting world of the weekends box office numbers, telling it like it really is!
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Aslan returns and nobody really notices.

Dude here again. Are you starting to feel that holiday spirit? I feel that spirit by going to the mall, and singing generic, all encompassing holiday songs. It’s bizarre, but I think everyone appreciates it, as it’s...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Harry Potter Defeated

Dude here again. With great power comes great responsibility, a man once wrote. Then it was re-appropriated in a whole bunch of other comic book movies, more or less. Now the real question remains, everyone says it, but does an...
by The Dude
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The Warrior’s Way Review

You’ll be hard pressed to find a film as enormously awesome, and legitimately entertaining, as The Warrior’s Way. A bizarre pastiche of samurai film and western, Warrior’s Way somehow manages to find just the ...
by The Dude
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Black Swan Movie Review

It took about a half hour after the projector shut off for me to pick my jaw up off the ground after watching Black Swan. Finally, I mused, a movie worth seeing. A movie that’s not awash in nonsense hype and diminished re...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Magical Leftovers.

Dude here again. Coming off the holiday weekend. Not too many turkey naps this weekend, and no lunacy shopping at 5 in the morning. Just some nice family, a nice meal, and some black tar heroin. Wait, what? This weekend, that l...
by The Dude
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Dude’s Box Office Report: Extra Magical!

Dude here again. Enjoying a fall morning. Poring over some box office numbers, with some green tea, chorizo and toast. Come join me, won’t you? This weekend, in a stunning upset, Russell Crowe’s movie defeats Harry ...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Actually Kinda Stoppable

Dude here again. Coming at you with your bi-monthly box office report. Why bi-monthly? Because it’s been a really busy time lately. What could possibly take me away from the fun of reporting the exchange of millions of do...
by The Dude
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Monsters Review: The Dude’s Take.

Gareth Edwards’ Monsters is perplexing to me. It plays like a bizarre cross of District 9, City of God, and an Antonioni flick, with just a dash of Terrance Malick for taste and good measure. That’s a delicate balan...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: 3-D Nut Shots Prevail!

Dude here again. Some may say I missed last week's box office report because I was recovering from a tandori wedding hangover, but I was merely protesting that far too many people voluntarily elected to see Life As We Know It. ...
by The Dude
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Box Office Report: Status Updated

Dude here again. Has anyone been watching the current crop of new television shows? They’re just as disappointing as all the summer blockbusters were this past summer. What the hell is going on? Are we just in a creative ...
by The Dude
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