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The Watch Movie Review

Every so often a film comes along that becomes a victim of circumstance. THE WATCH had already suffered a name change to separate itself from the unfortunate neighborhood watch shooting in Florida and to add insult to injury th...
by Luke
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Detention Movie Review

I spend a lot of time wondering what is going through the mind of a teenager. There was a day when I was one and even today I can’t fathom why I made some of the decisions I made. Now when I’m out and about in the p...
by Luke
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Red Dawn Remake Theatrical Trailer

When a film sits on the shelf for years at a time the general consensus is usually that the film is a bomb. Now, its easy to write a film off that way because if there wasn’t a ton of enthusiasm to release it then obvious...
by Luke
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Are You Ready For An Alf Movie?

Jordan Kerner must have really been bitten by the nostalgia bug as of late as the producer was responsible for bringing The Smurfs back to public consciousness last year- much to a lot of people’s dismay- and now the man ...
by Luke
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The Campaign Movie Review

Two of the most recognized comedic actors working right now might seem like a dream come true for fans of each- but what about for people that have grown cold to their shtick? I rarely ever enjoy Will Ferrell and when I do it&#...
by Luke
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Total Recall Movie Review

I enjoy Colin Farrell to a certain extent- when it comes to your typical Hollywood fair I really enjoyed him in FRIGHT NIGHT, but when it comes to something a little more off-beat he’s great in something like IN BRUGES. T...
by Luke
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Paranormal Activity 4 Theatrical Trailer

You’ve been seeing a variety of extremely weak teaser trailers for PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 over the passed couple days that served as nothing more than awareness for the eventual release of the theatrical trailer. Well the ...
by Luke
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Paranormal Activity 4 Trailers

Update (7/31/12): Another day closer to the official trailer premiere and another day with more teaser trailers to the hopefully more revealing official trailer. Not a whole lot new hear, but if you like to be informed on all ...
by Luke
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The Joker Is Actually In The Dark Knight Rises

Note: Be warned, possible spoilers for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES ahead. Last week the world finally got to feast their eyes on Christopher Nolan’s final entry in his Batman trilogy. We could obviously sit and argue up and dow...
by Luke
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Spoiler Corner: The Dark Knight Rises

Spoiler Corner is a post on which I talk about a movie- usually a current release- where I go in-depth to describe every book and cranny of the film and attempting to leave no stone unturned. This edition of Spoiler Corner migh...
by Luke
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The Dark Knight Rises Movie Review

It’s been four long years waiting for Christopher Nolan’s return to Gotham City. A wait that has held in the balance where exactly he would take the series in the wake of Heath Ledger’s death and rather or not...
by Luke
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Project X Movie Review

Have you seen the trailer for PROJECT X? I don’t mean the crappy green band trailers or the TV spots but the full on red band trailer? I remember seeing it and laughing quite a bit and being relatively excited to see it. ...
by Luke
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Ted Movie Review

Looking back as a kid I can think of a lot of toys I would have liked to come to life and keep me company and none of them would have been a stuffed teddy bear. However, I think Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane took the right...
by Luke
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New The Dark Knight Rises ‘Commissioner’ Video Clip!

I can’t say I would apologize for the amount of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES content being shoved down our throats in the past week or so and for the upcoming week or so- in fact as long as it’s not overly spoilerific I sa...
by Luke
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Want An Exclusive Bane IMAX Poster From The Dark Knight Rises? Here’s How!

Already have your tickets for THE DARK KNIGHT RISES? Are they for a Midnight screening at an IMAX? If not then you might want to reconsider the time and location you purchased your tickets- at least if you have any interest in ...
by Luke
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Safe House Movie Review

If you learn just one thing from a movie called SAFE HOUSE is that these CIA enforced buildings are anything but safe- at least as depicted here. If you learn two things, the other is either the fact that Denzel Washington can ...
by Luke
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The Dark Knight Rises DVD Release Date

If you are like me then you are counting down the milliseconds until THE DARK KNIGHT RISES hits theaters. Most people already have their tickets, already know what they are going to wear and some may be contemplating taking a l...
by Luke
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Assassin’s Creed Movie Cast Announced

Gamers rejoice- or groan if this is the sort of news that sends you to the internet boards to spew your hate. It has been confirmed that the popular video game Assassin’s Creed will be getting the cinematic treatment and ...
by Luke
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Philip Seymour Hoffman Joins The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

While speculation continues about who will be cast as Johanna (Jenna Malone is rumored) in THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE we can at least scratch one question mark in terms of casting off the list. The other two characters rec...
by Luke
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