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Screenwriter Hired For 50 Shades Of Grey Movie

You can almost hear the hundreds of thousands of women orgasming to the vibrations of my keyboard typing the words 50 Shades of Grey- then again when they see the news that brings the film adaptation of their favorite romance n...
by Luke
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Red Lights Movie Review

BURIED is a film I revisit time after time due to how well made it is considering the entire film takes place in nothing more than a box big enough to fit Ryan Reynolds. The single location film is acted superbly by Reynolds, i...
by Luke
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Headhunters Movie Review

So apparently the Norwegians take their home security very seriously- it’s not too often you see a movie where almost every set involves people deactivating security systems or using the tech to their advantage. HEADHUNTE...
by Luke
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Trailer For Rob Zombie’s Lords Of Salem

It’s been some time since Rob Zombie unleashed HALLOWEEN II on the world and I’m sure there’s quite a few people out there that are still trying to wash the taste out of their mouth. Others, have been just wai...
by Luke
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Looper Movie Review

Meatloaf said it best, “Two out of three ain’t bad”- a lyric that almost perfectly describes my feelings with all of the feature films brought to us by Rian Johnson. It took me a few years to catch up to watch...
by Luke
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DVD / Blu-Ray Release Date For The Dark Knight Rises

We are now a couple months passed the theatrical release of THE DARK KNIGHT RISES and I’m sure there is a vast majority of people sick yo death of hearing discussion after discussion about the film. I love the film and I&...
by Luke
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First Trailer For Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln

The first trailer for LINCOLN has surfaced, which comes to us from director Steven Speilberg and starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field and Tommy Lee Jones. The film obviously follows the exploits of one of our country’s ...
by Luke
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Release Date Finally Announced For You’re Next

After receiving a load of praise at the Toronto International Film Festival a year ago and the ensuing purchase by Lionsgate Adam Wingard’s home invasion horror film, YOU’RE NEXT finally has a release date- and if y...
by Luke
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Trouble with the Curve Movie Review

Do you remember the old baseball scout that Brad Pitt fires in MONEYBALL? You know the one that resented the type of scouting that was being forced upon them that year in the Oakland Athletics organization. The scouting relied ...
by Luke
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Lawless Movie Review

Say what you will about John Hillcoat’s THE ROAD, but for my dollar that film is a haunting and emotional film that as much as I hate voiceovers in movies at least has Viggo Mortenson delivering the monologues in a way th...
by Luke
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Spoiler Corner: V/H/S

Twists and kills- things that are always abundant in horror movies and that’s what makes them ideal fodder for the Spoiler Corner. The thing I enjoy the most about spoiler discussions is the opportunity to get into more d...
by Luke
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Paranorman Movie Review

The older I get the more I notice that I spend a lot of time complaining and just being cranky and cynical about almost everything on a daily basis. When it comes to movies it’s not that uncommon for me to find joy in the...
by Luke
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V/H/S Movie Review

I would really love to see anthology films start coming back in a big way- specifically horror anthologies though. It’s not all that unfamiliar to hear people complain about today’s horror movies being too long with...
by Luke
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Shia LaBeouf, Pornstar?

From TRANSFORMERS to full on real life sex on screen is apparently the career trajectory for Shia LaBeouf. The actor has said recently that his new film from director Lars von Trier will feature real sex scenes- something not a...
by Luke
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Director In Talks For Guardians Of The Galaxy

Announced on the heels Marvel’s success with THE AVENGERS was the big screen adaptation of GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. I know that I have absolutely no knowledge of who these characters are, but given my excitement for THE A...
by Luke
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RIP Tony Scott

Old news by now, but I just wanted to weigh in on the tragic news from last night. Tony Scott, the director of such films as TOP GUN, TRUE ROMANCE and most recently UNSTOPPABLE was confirmed deadlast night at the age of 68 of a...
by Luke
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Bullhead Movie Review

Oscar nominated films are often hard to approach- at least for me. As much as I try to erase any preconceptions I have going in I still at times can’t help but try to hold it to higher standards. Such is the case with BUL...
by Luke
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The Raid: Redemption Movie Review

One this is now certain, if they do decide to make a new MORTAL KOMBAT movie, I believe I know who should be put in charge to direct. Gareth Evans is a name that I’m guessing now a lot of people had on their radars before the...
by Luke
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Trailer for In Bruges Director’s New Film Seven Psychopaths

I only recently checked out Martin McDonagh’s IN BRUGES and immediately hated that it took my so long to do so. Granted I probably wouldn’t call it one of my all time favorites, but suffice to say that I liked it ...
by Luke
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