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Paranormal Activity: The Story So Far

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 opens in theaters this week with the CATFISH masterminds stepping behind the camera and adopting the story of a demon relentlessly haunting a pair of sisters. In response to the film coming to theaters I f...
by Luke
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My Soul To Take 3D Movie Review

I am increasingly hoping beyond hope that 3D starts becoming nothing more than a bitter memory. To continue charging more and more for these sorry displays of post converted movies is cheating moviegoers not only out of their m...
by Luke
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Melancholia Movie Review

I officially have no idea the best way to approach watching a Lars von Trier movie- not to mention how to really get my thoughts together for it. This will be my best attempt at doing so, but this still comes days after finishi...
by Luke
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Hostel Part III Movie Review

What happens across the pond comes to Vegas- where nothing is ever quite what it seems and everything is all to put on a good show. The series created and started by Eli Roth returns in the direct to DVD sequel, HOSTEL PART III...
by Luke
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5 Football Movies To Watch On Super Bowl Sunday

Super Bowl Sunday is almost upon us and if you’re like me the stakes are not very high since my team didn’t make the playoffs, much less the Super Bowl. So just in case you’re sitting around trying to get excited even jus...
by Luke
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Netflix Scraps Qwikster Plan

Well Qwikster has lived up to its name- barely a month since its announcement Qwikster is now being abandoned completely according to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings. In other words Qwikster has suffered a quick death- one can’...
by Luke
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No Strings Attached Movie Review

I’m sure the point of romantic comedies is to be uplifting and even cheery in regards to the warm and fuzzy feelings one gets when they see and feel love. More often than not however, I sit to watch a rom com and I’...
by Luke
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Captain America: The First Avenger Movie Review

Uncle Sam wants YOU- that is unless you are a short thin 90 pound wimp with asthma and many other debilitating medical problems. If that sounds like you then you’re in luck, because Stanley Tucci has concocted a super ser...
by Luke
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Final Destination 5 Movie Review

How many times can you watch people die in elaborate and incredible ways before the idea just becomes stale and flavorless? I have no answer really but this is a question that can be mirrored for other famous slasher movies and...
by Luke
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Trailer Premiere For The American Version Of Silent House

I know there has to be a click out there that refuses to see or just outright hates the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY movies- I know because I’ve seen and had people tell me themselves how much they dislike them or were let down by...
by Luke
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2010 Lump of Coal Awards

It’s that time of year where we get together without family and other assorted loved ones to exchange gifts, stuff ourselves full of food and just relax over the holidays. Regardless of how each of us spends the Christmas hol...
by Luke
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Dark & Mature Justice League Script In The Works

Sure THE AVENGERS did fairly well at the box office- no big deal right? Surely there’d be no urgency for Warner Brothers to get a JUSTICE LEAGUE going right? It’s at this point I REALLY hope you’re picking up ...
by Luke
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Contagion Movie Review

I don’t know exactly what I expected when I sat down to watch CONTAGION but having seen the trailer and seeing all the big names attached to it I think the final product was close to my expectations. There are several ver...
by Luke
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Top 5 Classic Horror Icons

Last week when I compiled a list of horror icons from the last fifteen years or so, the disappointment in the quality of modern horror was pretty evident. [ Top 5 Modern Horror Icons ]  I also am well aware that the current cr...
by Luke
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Scream 4 Movie Review

I feel I was justified in my worry that Wes Craven might not bring his A game into SCREAM 4 (or SCRE4M) after the abysmal MY SOUL TO TAKE. I took solace in the fact that the fourth entry into the SCREAM franchise was mercifully...
by Luke
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Zookeeper Movie Review

Kevin James has at least one project set in New York that I always found him very funny in and ZOOKEEPER isn’t it. The chubby but loveable husband from King of Queens always manages to make me laugh in all of his movies, alth...
by Luke
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The Change-Up Movie Review

Let’s face it, a premise that centers around two people exchanging lives after peeing in a “magic” fountain not entirely original, ridiculous and there’s no sense in sugar coating it, stupid. However, if...
by Luke
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The Dark Knight Rises DVD Release Date

If you are like me then you are counting down the milliseconds until THE DARK KNIGHT RISES hits theaters. Most people already have their tickets, already know what they are going to wear and some may be contemplating taking a l...
by Luke
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Trailer for Evil Santa Flick Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

We are less than a week away from Halloween, so what better time to dig on a trailer for a movie about Santa. Ok, not convinced? How about a trailer for a darker version behind the jolly fat guy mythology? Apple has posted a tr...
by Luke
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