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Django Unchained Movie Review

Sitting in the theater watching Tarantino's latest film I at one point dreaded the very real possibility that when I eventually sat to do my review I was going to have to talk about racism. This is something rampant in DJAN...
by Luke
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Killer Joe Movie Review

Poster quotes have a way of being deceiving about what exactly you're in for when watching the film named on the poster. Few are quite as telling as the line on KILLER JOE's poster describing it as a “Totally twis...
by Luke
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Pitch Perfect Movie Review

Everyone sees trailers on TV or right before a movie they can’t wait to see that make them either audibly groan or even for a split second make them less excited for what they are about to watch- if I’m overstepping...
by Luke
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Bernie Movie Review

It’s tough (at least for me) to watch movies when you’re sick- which will serve as the disclaimer for a few of the things I’m about to say for Richard Linklater’s latest film BERNIE. Before I say anythin...
by Luke
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The Guilt Trip Movie Review

Unless I missed something I don’t remember seeing people in any context clamoring for a mother and son road trip film- let alone one that stars Barabara Streisand. Todd Phillips attempted a road trip themed film hot off t...
by Luke
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Safety Not Guaranteed Movie Review

I watch a lot of movies and they all obviously run the gamut from great to horrible, but very seldom do you run across one where you can find almost nothing wrong with it in terms of acting, technical aspects and elements on a ...
by Luke
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Men in Black 3 Movie Review

I could have easily written off the MEN IN BLACK series after the second film. Even the first has lost its luster in terms of how much I remembered liking it when it first came out, but the second film is one I’ve seen in...
by Luke
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The Raven Movie Review

If not for my own perceived need to go in depth in discussing the movies I see I would just begin and end this review with one short and sweet sentence- looks good and that’s about it. So again, since I have this curse of...
by Luke
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Pacific Rim Trailer Roars Online

Tired of TRANSFORMERS movies? Then just scroll down and check out the debut trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s newest film PACIFIC RIM- be warned, I take no responsibility if afterwards you say Optimus Prime who? PACIFIC RI...
by Luke
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Angry Birds The Movie Announced

Word has come about that David Maisel, former Marvel head honcho, was in charge of moving the insanely popular Angry Birds game into the TV and film medium- a TV show is apparently already in the works, 52 episodes worth. Now t...
by Luke
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Avatar Meets I Am Legend In First Trailer for After Earth

Oh M. Night, the downward spiral of uninteresting projects continues. The first trailer for his latest movie has all the originality of Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan bumping heads together and saying to themselves AVATAR wa...
by Luke
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Star Trek Into Darkness Teaser Trailer

A few days ago the poster for J.J. Abrams STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS hit the web to a lot of the same chatter about the Hollywood-ized regurgitation due to the over utilization of a person standing around destruction that happens ...
by Luke
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DVD/Blu-Ray Release For Sinister

One if the finer horror movies I’ve had the chance to see so far in 2012 is Scott Derrickson’s SINISTER. There are a few aspects of the film I didn’t care for, but for the most part the film is an extremely mo...
by Luke
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Is Bill Murray Finally In For Ghostbusters 3?

At this point I’m starting to feet like a battered spouse- I keep telling myself I’m not going to think or even talk about anything involving the possibility of GHOSTBUSTERS 3 and the constant dance as to rather or ...
by Luke
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Check Out A Brand New Poster For Star Trek Into Darkness

I have to admit that the Star Trek sequel’s title has yet to grow on me, but that has not hindered my excitement for the film’s eventual release. J.J. Abrams revealed a meaningless half of half of a second footage i...
by Luke
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Killing Them Softly Movie Review

If nothing else Andrew Dominik wants at least one concept to be on your mind when you walk out of KILLING THEM SOFTLY- economy, economy, economy, economy. Never mind the fact that Brad Pitt is chewing up scenes and trying out h...
by Luke
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V/H/S Sequel S-VHS Is Sundance ’13 Bound

After making its premiere at Sundance this year V/H/S became a film that I couldn’t wait to see. Once I did it easily became one of my favorite horror films of 2012 in spite of the hit and miss segments in the anthology f...
by Luke
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Wreck-It Ralph Movie Review

Just because a Disney computer animated film is missing that Pixar label doesn’t mean it’s a lesser Disney title. TANGLED helped to make that previous statement not seem as bold as it seems, just as CARS 2 also help...
by Luke
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The Bay Movie Review

If there has ever been a film meant to prey on our slightest fear of the basic things we as humans come into contact with on a daily basis then THE BAY is hands down the one you can point to when your doctor asks why you why yo...
by Luke
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