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Sleep Tight Movie Review

Some of you may be familiar with a directing duo that brought REC and REC 2 to the world. The two of them then split off to direct a film on their own- one to direct REC 3: GENESIS (a film I’ve yet to see) and the other t...
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Redbox Instant Beta Service Offers Instant Headaches

Note: All images pulled from the Redbox Instant mobile app. I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was very intrigued and even a little excited about Redbox unveiling their instant streaming service. I enthusiastically put ...
by Luke
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Mama Movie Review

It wasn’t even a year ago when I attended my first film of 2012 and was extremely optimistic about the rest if the year- that movie was THE GREY. January typically doesn’t offer the kind of films that are remembered...
by Luke
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All The Boys Love Mandy Lane Movie Review

Good teen slashers have receded in a big way since the scream heydays and all the clones that immediately followed. The horror genre is littered with titles that ape what inspired to an obnoxious extent, or try to separate them...
by Luke
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Piranha 3DD Movie Review

I originally thought that using the title PIRANHA 3DD was sort of clever for a sequel to a film that featured the shameless use of nudity to add to the fun of the experience- and then I saw PIRANHA 3DD. I can now confirm that n...
by Luke
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Resident Evil: Retribution Movie Review

If I remember right, I ended my review of the last RESIDENT EVIL movie vowing to never watch another one of these things- that or I was just telling myself that internally. Now that I have broken that vow I can now say that I&#...
by Luke
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The Possession Movie Review

I was officially getting over all watered down exorcism movies long before I sat down to watch THE POSSESSION thanks to a slew of unimaginative efforts lead by THE RITE. However, defying my battered perception of modern exorcis...
by Luke
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Teaser Trailer For S-VHS

Making its debut at the 2013 Sundance Film Festival is S-VHS the (at least for me) much anticipated sequel to last years V/H/S which also made its debut at Sundance in 2012. Inside you will find the teaser trailer for the film ...
by Luke
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Teaser Poster

One of the most anticipated films this year is Francis Lawrence’s THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE, the sequel to last year’s hit THE HUNGER GAMES based on the popular Suzanne Collins’ young adult book series. ...
by Luke
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Jurassic Park 4 Announcement And Release Date

It seems like it’s been a long time coming and long since rumored that a sequel would be in the works for quite some time now and it was announced officially that JURASSIC PARK 4 is on its way. The first film is getting s...
by Luke
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Zero Dark Thirty Movie Review

Kathryn Bigelow’s latest feature has been basking in endless praise since its limited Oscar qualifying release in December while also being criticized for its perceived glorification of torture as a means to attain import...
by Luke
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Dredd Movie Review

Few comic book movies have elements that aren’t inherently silly or elements that come off as silly when implemented on film. Even dark interpretations like THE DARK KNIGHT have aspects that people scoff at, just as THE A...
by Luke
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The Last Exorcism Part II Trailer Premiere

I’m really hoping for a slew of great horror movies this year and after the red band trailer for EVIL DEAD I was getting very optimistic about our chances. One film I wasn’t sure about, let alone wasn’t really...
by Luke
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50 Shades Of Grey Screenwriter Promises NC-17 Rating

Fans of the insanely popular book series 50 Shades of Grey may have wondered for quite some time how their beloved story would translate on screen- in other words, just how much raunchy sex can they get away with? The recently ...
by Luke
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Brand New Insane Evil Dead Red Band Trailer Gushes Online

The folks that are bringing the remake of EVIL DEAD to us in a few months have given fans quite the gift this evening. The gift is nothing short of a brand new red band trailer- and people, it does not skimp on the gore. I know...
by Luke
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Luke’s Most Anticipated Films of 2013

Now that 2012 is in the rearview our eyes are focused on what is to come. As is the case every year there are plenty of movies high on everyone’s most anticipated and lots of movies full of promise in general. Now, the li...
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Luke’s Top 10 Movies of 2012

It’s that time of year once again- the time to make new friends and enemies. Top 10 lists have the tendency to makes eyes roll and bring people’s blood to a boil either for leaving their favorite movie off the list ...
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Top 5 So-So Movies of 2012

Around this time of year I read a lot of Top 10 Lists and compile a couple of my own, but rarely do you ever see a list featuring movies that people didn’t quite love and therefore get left off any end of year lists- that...
by Luke
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Luke’s Top 10 Horror Movies of 2012

I love horror movies and when I sat down to make this list I was originally thinking the year was pretty weak. It wasn’t until I finished all my flip flopping and took into consideration that my absolute number one horror...
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