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Maniac Movie Review

Just when I thought Elijah Wood was at his peak of portraying crazy by talking to a man in a dog suit as seen on FX’s Wilfred he emerges from the shadows- figuratively and literally- with his role in the remake of William...
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Gravity Teaser Trailer Crashes Online

The only thing I remember reading about GRAVITY when it was first brought to my attention was that it was essentially nothing more than George Clooney and Sandra Bullock stuck in space together, well floating in space together ...
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The World’s End Trailer Premiere

Aliens, comedy and beer- seems as though Edgar Wright made this movie specifically for me or everyone like me. There isn’t a whole lot about this that doesn’t appeal to me- in fact everything about this makes me wan...
by Luke
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2013 Summer Box Office Predictions

I’m going to come right out and say it, I suck at predicting (what I do is nothing more than guessing) how well movies will do at the box office. I do think it’s fun to speculate though about the summer releases and how...
by Luke
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American Mary Movie Review

There’s just something about Mary and in the Sloska Twins newest film I think Ben Stiller would’ve had bigger problems on his hands than a glop of baby batter. As far as my movie watching goes I can’t really t...
by Luke
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Iron Man 3 Movie Review

I must admit that as much as I loved IRON MAN I probably could have been done with the series after IRON MAN 2. I didn’t hate the sequel, but aside from the racing sequence it seemed like nothing more than a clone of the ...
by Luke
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The Lords of Salem Movie Review

Lordy, lordy, lordy- once upon a time I was in a place where Rob Zombie being attached to anything rather it was a new CD, a guest appearance or even his first movie drew me toward it like a moth to light. Over time I’ve ...
by Luke
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The Big Wedding Movie Review

There are bad movies that are bad because they fail on every conceivable level to hilarious or infuriating results and then there are bad movies that are bad simply because they don’t do anything interesting even though t...
by Luke
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Who’s Tracking You? Poster Premiere For V/H/S/2

Formerly S-VHS, the sequel to last year’s found footage horror anthology, V/H/S/2 is awaiting its June 6th VOD date and to tide you over for a few moments the debut poster has surfaced online. Similar to the original V/H/...
by Luke
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42 Movie Review

Before performance enhancing drugs, which present a fundamental problem within the game of baseball there was an even bigger moral problem present within the game. Segregation in general was a despicable practice and seeing it ...
by Luke
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Teaser Trailer Sparks Online

Not that I’m complaining, but I’m not sure when the trend started that teaser trailers were being released and showed as much as the newest teaser for THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE shows. Granted, the trailer does...
by Luke
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20 Horror Movies You Probably Haven’t Seen But Should

The headline says it all, yet to avoid being too presumptuous I will preface the whole list by saying there may be a few more mainstream choices present just as a means to give less discerning horror fans easier to swallow choi...
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Stitches Movie Review

Sometimes, you just need a good laugh- even if it is from a horror movie. Horror comedies don’t always hit the funny bone the right way, but when they do they can be some of the most memorable and long lasting in the genre. S...
by Luke
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Evil Dead Movie Review

It wasn’t long ago when I was just another voice in the crowd decrying the announcement of yet another remake, let alone the remake of Sam Raimi’s classic THE EVIL DEAD. Throw in news of Diablo Cody coming in to do ...
by Luke
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Jurassic Park 3D Movie Review

Steven Spielberg’s JURASSIC PARK is one of my all time favorites- a film that never gets old and always satisfies. 3D is a gimmick that I was over as soon as it became the norm for at least one wide release every week. I ...
by Luke
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Four New Character Posters For Kick-Ass 2

If you haven’t checked out the red band trailer for KICK-ASS 2 then you’re kind of missing out. The sequel to Matthew Vaughn’s film looks pretty awesome and features the return of Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloe G...
by Luke
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Home Invasion Hijinx In The Trailer Premiere Of You’re Next

I know we still have a whole summer of blockbuster movies ahead of us, but I am already looking forward to August and the release of the first trailer for YOU’RE NEXT only intensifies my excitement. The film has been taki...
by Luke
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High Fives All Around, The Birdemic 2 Trailer Has Arrived

It was funny the first time- but after watching the newly released trailer for BIRDEMIC 2: THE RESURRECTION I feel like I’m just watching a comedian tell the same joke over and over. Remember all the BS environmental mess...
by Luke
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Olympus Has Fallen Movie Review

Remember TRAINING DAY? Man I really love that movie- which is part of the reason I was really excited for Antoine Fuqua’s latest film OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN. I didn’t see a single preview for the film until for some rea...
by Luke
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