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Bad Milo Movie Review

What is BAD MILO exactly? Well, in short, Milo is the cutest little butt demon you ever did see and well…he’s bad- or at least he does bad things when summoned. The premise of this little horror comedy sounds pretty...
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You’re Next Movie Review

Hype can be an extremely dangerous thing- especially in the case of movies making their debuts at film festivals. More often than not so much time passes from the premiere of the movie at a festival to its actual release either...
by Luke
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Elysium Movie Review

I still remember how I felt after leaving DISTRICT 9 for the first time- surprised, shocked and utterly thrilled. I couldn’t count down the days fast enough leading up to the release of Neil Blomkamp’s ELYSIUM and w...
by Luke
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Trailer Premiere For Muppets Most Wanted

THE MUPPETS was one of my favorite movies a couple of years ago mostly because the nostalgia factor hit all the right notes for me. Since then I’ve been looking forward to the possibility of a sequel, but remain cautiousl...
by Luke
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Fruitvale Station Movie Review

Terrible things happen to good people all that time, nothing new there. The more accurate thing to say though and perhaps the more down to earth way of saying it is terrible things happen to people in general. The distinction o...
by Luke
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The Weinsteins Think We Are Too Dumb For Snowpiercer?

After opening extremely well in Korea, Bong Joon-ho’s SNOWPIERCER may be going through some significant changes. The Weinstein Company who owns the North American rights as well as rights in the UK, Australia, New Zealand...
by Luke
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The Conjuring Movie Review

If anyone is proving themselves as one of the go to directors when it comes to things that go bump in the night is James Wan. As a huge fan of his last flick INSIDIOUS I was more than a little tickled to see him returning this ...
by Luke
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Pacific Rim Movie Review

Over the last few summers we have been treated to a lot of geeky delights up to and including massive fighting robots, monsters and aliens- but what if you could have that all in one movie? That’s what Guillermo del Toro ...
by Luke
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Grown Ups 2 Movie Review

When the credits rolled on Adam Sandler’s latest film one of the only reactions I had which is also one of the central jokes was, “Whaaaaaaaat?!” It takes a special kind of bad to have quite a few laughable jo...
by Luke
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How To Train Your Dragon 2 Teaser Trailer

A few years ago I was completely blown away by this little animated movie that I barely even knew existed about a week before its release. It made my top ten list that year in fact it made the top five and the second a sequel w...
by Luke
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The Ultimate Good Guy Returns In Curse Of Chucky Trailer Debut

Arriving on various VOD platforms September 24th and DVD and Blu-Ray October 8th is the newest addition to the Chucky cannon CURSE OF CHUCKY. Now admittedly I have not been following this all that closely- mostly because I just...
by Luke
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The Heat Movie Review

I was sitting in the theater one day sitting through 20 minutes of trailers as well all do these days and low and behold a trailer comes up starring Sandra Bullock as an FBI agent people don’t really respect only this tim...
by Luke
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World War Z Movie Review

The months leading up to the long delayed Marc Forster film adaptation of WORLD WAR Z people were still up in arms about the enormous reshoots and rewrites- not to mention no end to people crying about all the CGI zombies. It g...
by Luke
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Man of Steel Movie Review

Like some, I was not overjoyed with Zack Snyder being announced as the director for a new Superman movie. It wasn’t because I don’t like him on some personal level or that he’s really a bad director- it was mo...
by Luke
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V/H/S/2 Movie Review

Some of the best sequels aspire to be bigger and crazier than its predecessor and that point could not be more on the nose when it comes to V/H/S/2. The original found footage anthology was a mixed bag of horror shorts that in ...
by Luke
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Fast & Furious 6 Movie Review

For what it’s worth, I have to offer an apology to a franchise I could have done without few years ago. So much so that I completely skipped over TOKOYO DRIFT and have yet to catch up with it. The last confession might be...
by Luke
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The Hangover Part III Movie Review

At this point THE HANGOVER franchise is to comedic cinema what the TRANSFORMERS franchise is to blockbuster action cinema- the first films each getting their fair share of love, but the sequels were met with an army of haters. ...
by Luke
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Star Trek Into Darkness Movie Review

Despite any argument that my wife my levy against me, I’m not a complicated guy. When it comes to movies if there’s a decent script, with serviceable actors and some interesting conflict or comedy I’m bound to...
by Luke
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Wall To Wall Insanity In V/H/S/2 Red Band Trailer

Let me start this off by saying I actually still really love the first V/H/S in spite of the weaker segments within it. I was more than thrilled to see there would be a sequel because I believe this to be a brilliant concept th...
by Luke
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