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Trailer For Jack Blacks Gulliver’s Travels

A trailer for “Gulliver’s Travels” hit the Internet machine today and, sadly for all of us, it looks like another brain dead comedy a la “Night At The Museum”. Oh look, sure enough, the trailer men...
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Brad Pitt To Re-Team With “Jesse James” Director For Crime Comedy

In my opinion, there hasn’t been a more wronged film in the past ten years than “The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford”. It took all of about five minutes for me to realize that I was seei...
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10 Fictional Movie Presidents You Should Vote For On Election Day

It’s Election Day in the United States. That means that approximately 40% of the people that could vote in this country can run out and do so. Actually, that’s pretty sad. Maybe if we got a few of these guys to run ...
by Chic
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DiCaprio Switches Gears, Signs Up To Play A Serial Killer

If you asked me who the best actor working today is, I’m going to go with Leonardo DiCaprio 100% of the time. He’s the total package. He doesn’t make stupid, pointless movies and he’s always top notch in...
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AMC’s Walking Dead Episode 1 Review

Technically, you expect to read about movies here, not TV shows. However, if you watched the AMC premiere of “The Walking Dead” last night, you know that this is definitely not a normal TV show. This show is about a...
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Need That Last Minute Halloween Costume? Try These Movie Characters

As we sit on the cusp of Halloween, there are many of you that may be going to a Halloween party over the weekend and don’t have a costume picked out just yet. Shame on you. I’ve been preparing my costume for a few ...
by Chic
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“Ouija” To Scare You In 2012

Forget “Halloween”, “Friday The 13th”, or any other scary movie you decide to watch this weekend, the news in this Deadline New York post should really terrify you. Universal is on the director hunt for ...
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Marc Webb’s Spider-Man Needs New J. Jonah Jameson…Why?

There aren’t many reasons why I’m against a reboot of the “Spider-Man” movie franchise. The third installment of Sam Raimi’s series was just embarrassingly bad and I’ll take anything that has...
by Chic
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Batman Title Revealed, Straight From The Mouth Of Christopher Nolan

“The Dark Knight Rises”. That is the title of the third installment in Christopher Nolan’s brilliant Batman series. This is according to an interview that Nolan did with Geoff Boucher at the LA Times Hero Comp...
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JJ Abrams Star Trek 2 Villain…. No Khan Do

An informant very close to the production of the next “Star Trek” movie has told Badass Online that they know who the villain in the film will definitely not be. It will not be Khan, famously portrayed by the great ...
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Tron Legacy & Daft Punk: Best Collaboration Ever Keeps Getting Better

When word first got out that Daft Punk would be providing the soundtrack to “Tron: Legacy”, I’m fairly certain that most people thought to themselves, “Yeah, that pretty much makes sense.” If you a...
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Top Gun Sequel Coming from Tony Scott

Tony Scott Is Getting Us Back On The Highway To The Danger Zone┬áMonday normally doesn’t bring great news to most of us. We have to wake up at a reasonable hour, get dressed up, and shuffle off to work. Don’t worry ...
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Exclusive Interview: The Shark from JAWS

As Halloween is quickly approaching, it’s time to think about all those classic scary movies. There are so many different film genres designed to give you scares and chills, such as intense thrillers like “Silence o...
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Finally! Shyamalan To Skip Writing & Get To Directing With “One Thousand A.E.”

There’s really no arguing that director M. Night Shyamalan is pretty great. His movies always look great and he manages to create tension and scares without any cheap jump scare tactics. For reasons like those, he was lab...
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It Apparently Can Rain All The Time: Marky Mark As The Crow?

The Interweb machine is all a flutter over the news that director Stephen Norrington has offered the lead role of his reboot of “The Crow” to Mark Wahlberg. Anybody remember the last time Marky Mark took on a lead a...
by Chic
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Jane Austen + Zombies = Gold

Why is that nearly every single time David O. Russell gets involved with a movie, it has problems? Could it be because he is a colossal creep on the set that actually called Lily Tomlin the c-word? Nah. Couldn’t be. Russe...
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Welcome To America: A Country That Loves Movies With Junk Punches

Fifty million dollars. The biggest fall opening weekend ever. The biggest October opening weekend ever. Finally, the biggest opening in the “Jackass” movie franchise. That’s right, “Jackass 3-D” ma...
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If Anyone Has A “Hangover” Cure, It’s Mel Gibson

As I’ve been on vacation in the Big Apple for a few days, I didn’t pay much attention to movie news or rumors or anything like that. However, what do I see first thing this morning? Why, a potential joke goldmine as...
by Chic
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In Space, No One Can Hear Me Scream Over The Alien Prequel Being PG-13

There have been several rumors floating around about the much anticipated, highly geeked out over Ridley Scott-directed “Alien” prequel. The first insane rumor was that Scott wanted a $250 million budget from Fox. D...
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