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If Anyone Has A “Hangover” Cure, It’s Mel Gibson

As I’ve been on vacation in the Big Apple for a few days, I didn’t pay much attention to movie news or rumors or anything like that. However, what do I see first thing this morning? Why, a potential joke goldmine as...
by Chic
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Need That Last Minute Halloween Costume? Try These Movie Characters

As we sit on the cusp of Halloween, there are many of you that may be going to a Halloween party over the weekend and don’t have a costume picked out just yet. Shame on you. I’ve been preparing my costume for a few ...
by Chic
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The Cult Of Zack Snyder

There are so many things in life I don’t understand. How did life actually begin on Earth? Why does the hair on our arms stop growing at some point but the hair on our heads grows ad┬áinfinitum? Why is black a slimming co...
by Chic
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The 2011 Golden Globes Post-Mortem

The Golden Globes aired on NBC last night. Even as a hardcore movie fan, I did not watch much of the show. I tuned in for the initial monologue from Ricky Gervais, as I am a huge fan of his. He did not disappoint. Wow. Ricky di...
by Chic
 

 
 
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DiCaprio Switches Gears, Signs Up To Play A Serial Killer

If you asked me who the best actor working today is, I’m going to go with Leonardo DiCaprio 100% of the time. He’s the total package. He doesn’t make stupid, pointless movies and he’s always top notch in...
by Chic
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Gerry Marshall Trades Halley Berry For Katherine Heigl & A Conditional First Round Pick

Apparently, it is Gerry Marshall’s lifelong goal to direct a movie focused on every Hallmark holiday. He’s already made the romantic comedy “Valentine’s Day” and filming is about to start for his n...
by Chic
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Finally! Shyamalan To Skip Writing & Get To Directing With “One Thousand A.E.”

There’s really no arguing that director M. Night Shyamalan is pretty great. His movies always look great and he manages to create tension and scares without any cheap jump scare tactics. For reasons like those, he was lab...
by Chic
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Spielberg Is Going To End The World On TNT’s “Falling Skies”

It’s been a long Christmas break for me (mostly due to travel delays) and I’ve missed plenty of movies, trailers, news, etc. However, I did take time to check out this preview of the new Dreamworks TV show “Fa...
by Chic
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Jane Austen + Zombies = Gold

Why is that nearly every single time David O. Russell gets involved with a movie, it has problems? Could it be because he is a colossal creep on the set that actually called Lily Tomlin the c-word? Nah. Couldn’t be. Russe...
by Chic
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Mr. Kobayashi Himself, Pete Postlethwaite Dies

There are certain actors that people immediately recognize as being familiar to them, but they can’t recall their names. Pete Postlethwaite was one of those actors. He succumbed to a long battle with cancer yesterday and ...
by Chic
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Welcome To America: A Country That Loves Movies With Junk Punches

Fifty million dollars. The biggest fall opening weekend ever. The biggest October opening weekend ever. Finally, the biggest opening in the “Jackass” movie franchise. That’s right, “Jackass 3-D” ma...
by Chic
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Judd Apatow Returns To Save Comedic Flicks As We Know Them

It was announced yesterday that Judd Apatow’s next movie will be some sort of spin-off of “Knocked Up”. However, it will not star the characters portrayed by Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. Instead, it will st...
by Chic
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Eminem To Lose Himself In “Random Acts of Violence”

About two or three weeks ago, I started reading rumors that Eminem was pondering getting back into the acting world. Well, The Hollywood Reporter is saying that rumor is very closer to becoming fact. It looks like Eminem (which...
by Chic
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2010’s Comeback Kid Ben Affleck, Is Interested In “American Bull****”

If there was an award for Comeback Motion Picture Star of The Year, I’d cast my vote for Ben Affleck. He didn’t show up in a bunch of movies or anything, but I was completely surprised by how much I like “The ...
by Chic
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Michael Scott, Meet David Brent

On a day in which I watched four co-workers get the ax, it’s fitting that I bring you this piece of news of epic television proportions. Ricky Gervais will finally show up on NBC’s “The Office”. Not only...
by Chic
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Raimi & Downey Jr. Are Off To The Merry Old Land Of Oz

While reading breaking movie news, it’s hard not to form an immediate opinion, write about it, rethink and change your initial opinion, then spend weeks defending it. My first response when learning that Robert Downey Jr....
by Chic
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You Shall Not Pass…Or Be Without Gandalf In “The Hobbit”

The more and more I’ve watched the “Lord of the Rings” movies, the more I notice some fairly cheeseball dialogue. No, I’m not one of those 100% cynical people that think Frodo and Sam were more than best...
by Chic
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The Karl Urban-Judge Dredd Movie Just Upped Its Hot Factor

According to its box office returns, I, like many people, have never seen the Sylvester Stallone-starring “Judge Dredd”. ┬áI haven’t read the graphic novels that the character is based on so I really have zero...
by Chic
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Obnoxious? Yes. Funny? Meh: Ten Characters You Love To Hate

In light of the uproar over Vince Vaughn’s use of the word “gay” in the trailer for “The Dilemma”, it got me thinking about a few things. No, not the social impetus of using “gay” in a ...
by Chic
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