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June 19th, 2018

Jersey Shore Shark Attack Trailer is B-Movie Insanity

Yes you read that right and no it does not star The Situation. Jersey Shore Shark Attack is a new low budget b-horror movie about the cast of Jersey Shore and the onslaught of killer albino sharks. Seriously the premise is so stupid it might just work.

It features a bunch of has beens, some up and comers and half the cast of The Sopranos. With an intermix of bad acting, even worse CGI I for one thing the film looks hilarious.

Synopsis: “Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that’s just a legend… or is it? It’s a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier.

When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn’t until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.”


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