According to its box office returns, I, like many people, have never seen the Sylvester Stallone-starring “Judge Dredd”. I haven’t read the graphic novels that the character is based on so I really have zero idea what this movie is about. I do know that it looked like a train wreck. That was before I knew Rob Schneider was in it. If only Schneider’s mere presence was enough to keep people away from a movie. We can all only hope to live in such a time. But that’s neither here nor there.
That means that I also have no clue what this new Karl Urban-starring, Alex Garland-written, Pete Travis-directed “Judge Dredd” is about either. However, I am aware of Lena Headey. I am also aware, especially while searching for an appropriate image to post here, that she is ridiculously hot. After reading these words, you will be aware that she has signed on to play the main villain (named Ma-Ma, that’s right…Ma-Ma) in this updated film version. The description of the villain is that she is extremely fat and in her 50s or 60s. Again, Google Image search Lena Headey. She so does not match that description.
Most of you probably know Headey from her role in “300”. I liked her best in the FOX series “The Sarah Connor Chronicles”, in which she played the title character. It was a very cool show and didn’t deserve its eventually banishment to Friday nights, which then lead to its…ahem…termination. Think about it.
News source: indieWire
Bad joke source: Me