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June 25th, 2018

Diesel & The Rock To Lift, Clean, & Jerk Their Way Through “Fast Five”

Staring contest, you, me, now.

Let me get this out of the way: I’ve not seen any of the “Fast and The Furious” movies. Not one. It’s not because I’m against them or think they are terrible. In fact, I’m sure they are terrible. It’s just that I missed the very first one, so I skipped the sequels because I was worried I wouldn’t be able to follow the in-depth, “Godfather”-like plot lines.

I kid, I kid. Actually, the fact that Dwayne Johnson is in the next sequel gives the movie a bit more credence in my book. I still hold out hope that he can become the next big action star. That hope is mostly based on how entertaining he was in “The Rundown”, which is such an underrated movie.

Here, you see The Rock squaring off with another actor not lacking in biceps, Vin Diesel. This is the first still from “Fast Five”, which features Paul Walker and Tyrese Gibson, in addition to all those glisteny, shiny muscles seen here. From the looks of this shot, The Rock’s goatee should get it’s own trailer on set. What an impressive display of chin hairs. It’s only fair, since Diesel’s white T-shirt has had it’s own trailer since the second movie.

Image: via USA Today. Words: via my fingers.


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