Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you The Sequel Nobody Asked For. Or, as it will be known under it’s official title: Mean Girls 2.
Directed by former Thirty something actress turned TV director Melanie Mayron (who’s slowly transforming into Penny Marshall), Mean Girls 2 is, according to this trailer, just like the first but without Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, and Tina Fey, which says to me DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.
Instead, Mean Girls 2 stars a bunch of kids who I’m not going to bother to research and features the return of Tim Meadows, who seriously needs someone to hire him. What’s wrong, Hollywood? Are you still sore about The Ladies Man?
The original Mean Girls is seriously funny and sophisticated — no surprise, as it boasts a script by Tina Fey herself. This, as you can tell, will be crap and I can’t wait to watch it on Netflix Instant and skip to the next chapter whenever I get bored.