I LOVE reporting on Nicolas Cage. It’s my favorite pastime. I will do it as much as I can. Take, for example, the trailer for Season of the Witch, in which Nic Cage has to deliver a witch somewhere for some reason. Watching the trailer I spaced out a bit, but it has Nic Cage and wig, so I’m totally gonna watch this on Netflix.
Of course, the thing is directed by Dominic Sena (Whiteout), so it will not be good