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October 23rd, 2014

Box Office Report: 3-D Nut Shots Prevail!

Box Office Report: 3 D Nut Shots Prevail!Dude here again. Some may say I missed last week’s box office report because I was recovering from a tandori wedding hangover, but I was merely protesting that far too many people voluntarily elected to see Life As We Know It. Rarely do I question the taste of the populace, but this was one of those times.

Seriously, who could willingly see that?

This weekend, the world is right again. Let’s go to the numbers, shall we? (All in millions, remember, and these are the studio estimates. The actuals will be available on Monday).

  • 1. Jackass 3-D (Par)- $50.0, 3081 screens, week 1, $50.0 total
  • 2. Red (Sum)- $22.5, 3255 screens, week 1, $22.5 total
  • 3. The Social Network (Sony)- $11.0, 2868 screens, week 3, $63.1 total
  • 4. Secretariat (BV) – $9.5, 3072 screens, week 2, $27.5 total
  • 5. Life As We Know It (WB)- $9.2, 3150 screens, week 2, $28.8 total
  • 6. Legend of the Guardians (WB) – $4.2, 2502 screens, week 4, $46.0 total
  • 7. The Town (WB)- $4.0, 2368 screens, week  5, $80.5 total
  • 8. My Soul To Take (Uni) – $3.1, 2529 screens, week 2, $11.9 total
  • 9. Easy A (ScrGms) – $2.6, 2314 screens, week 5, $52.3 total
  • 10. Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (Fox) $2.3, 2045 screens, week 4, $47.8 total

So those are the numbers, but what do they mean? Well, it means that finally, good sense prevails, and the number one movie is the most deserving. The Jackass boys blew away their previous openings (some will accuse the inflated 3-D prices) and proved once again that the world loves movies where idiots get hit in the junk.

Opening in second is Red, Bruce Willis and other older actors firing machine guns, and hopefully swearing up a storm. Just noticed the PG-13 rating, so it’s probably just Grumpy Old Men with weaponry. Which is not a bad thing. Anyway, it, was an impressive opening, especially for Bruce WIllis, because if we elect to see him in other movies, the possibilities of Die Hard 5 are slimmer and slim… Nevermind, just read that it’s fast-tracked. There is no justice.

Everything else is slipping silently. Social Network continues to chug along nicely. Finally saw it, but was more than a little disappointed at the lack of Farmville jokes.

Fun Fact: There is a scene in Wall Street 2 where money, in fact, DOES sleep!

Below the radar, no small release indie horror flicks, but more Oscar-bation as Hereafter, starring Matt Damon and directed by Clint Eastwood, opened on 6 screens and took $231,000. Also, Conviction, starring Hilary Swank, opened on 11 screens to take in $110,000. Time will tell if these movies will win numerous awards.

So there, you have my amazing break down. Next week, a popular horror movie released this time last year gets a sequel, and the word Saw is not involved. Thankfully, neither is the phrase “3-D”. However, that will happen the following week.

Until next weekend….

(All Numbers courtesy of <a href=”http://BoxOfficeMojo.com”>Box Office Mojo</a>)




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